Sunday, September 30, 2007

but still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

festival guidelines

  • if you're going to take your shirt off and stand right fucking next to people in a packed crowd, please make sure your back is not covered in zits and fuzz.
  • if you're going to be a big sweatball and walk back and forth between thousands of people please make sure you thoroughly wash an dry your clothes. if you don't take proper care you smell overwhelmingly like mildew. DRY YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES ASSHOLE.
  • if you're going to have a dance party (of one) please make sure your stupid sweaty elbows are clear from my face. i have glasses dickwad.
  • if you have to girl pee, don't.
  • if you're ron paul, give away free ICE COLD water right by the festival entrance. thanks ron paul!
  • if you're going to bitch about all the "new shit" the band is playing, at least know the "old shit."
  • if you're lcd soundsystem, fucking rock out. thanks lcd soundsystem!
  • if you're really hot, go to the misting fans. "this feels like love!"
  • if you're the gotan project, complete my life.
  • if you're in the fucking way when my boyfriend's about to puke, move the hell away.
  • if you're going to lie down while you wait for the show to start, move your fucking blanket when the show starts. it's just stupid to bitch about people stepping on your space when things get going. five people could fit in your "personal space."
  • if you're bringing your two year old daughter to the front row, put some ear plugs in her! seriously people, i'm all for sharing awesomeness with the kids, but she was miserable and that's just wacky.
  • if you're going to acl, run into me twice. what are the odds?!

want it?

need it.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

life plans based on trademarks

so i work at this company, lets call it eyeOffice, then it turns out there is an eOffice. Which provides desk space for rent in London.


imagine, if only we could combine the power of e with i, that would certainly, == FUCKING AWESOMNESS

time to pack up the bags!

Monday, September 17, 2007

oh fuck yes.


overheard in austin

  • have you heard that new band the fray?
  • he's not mean, he's eccentric
  • i don't feel good, i need to get out of here

the last was said by kenton, at acl. he was a strange pale green, in a sea of people packed in like sardines waiting for the arcade fire. we had been waiting almost at least two hours in the sun, the air was thick and sweaty. we had such a great spot! i managed to get him out and maybe one minute later the show started.

i love you dearest!

Friday, September 7, 2007

dallas style

since alicia has been the main blogger for a bit, i thought i'd step in here and tell the world what is on my mind


This shouldn't come as a surprise to those in the know, but big hair is here to stay folks. Trust me, while all the kids play with their flat irons they don't know what the fuck is going on.

PS: blogspot, I know more about html than you do so quit screwing up my layout

PSS: Oh and I know that i am an asshole for hotlinking images, but luckily our "reader base" is equivalent to the "fan base" for Flight of the Conchords, so no worries

Thursday, September 6, 2007

just 'cause i feel like being a jerk

my former boss' flickr group list:

  • NEW Geek girls are sexy
  • 18 and up
  • Food Porn
  • Chocohol!cs
  • world confectionery
  • Cake, have it and eat it too!
  • Houston
  • Drunken Photography
  • Dessert
  • YummY YummY
  • drunken party pictures
  • Alcohol Related
  • The Ex Gallery
  • Food food food!
  • Katamari Damacy
  • Foodgasm
  • Innovative Food
  • Loving Couple
  • Professional looking food photography
  • partygirls
  • Cute Punk Girls
  • NEW 700 Hoboes
  • NEW College Students Nude
  • Naughty Girl Fun
  • NEW Breast of the Month
  • Chocolate Dreams
  • Nude Females
  • Suicide Girls
  • Naked Behind Towell
  • NEW Assignment: Houston (#17 Metro Rail)
  • naughty girls
  • The Post A Nude Photo Of Yourself Freedom Group
  • NEW fuck me
  • Drunk women up to no good
  • A Food Photography Experience!
  • Sexy Panties and Bras
  • NEW Teen Group Thong Bra and Lingerie
  • Naked Fun in College
  • Dogs, Dogs, and More Dogs...
  • Whomework - Hand-Bras
  • *Very Special Food Photography*(3 per day max)
  • Clothed then naked!
  • NEW Naughty girl
  • Cubist Face
  • Whomework - Pretty Pink Panties
  • Gastrobation
  • verrines
  • Funny Cat's
  • caviar and roe
  • gynos
  • Post your Cock or Pussy Pics
  • NEW pussy...pussy...pussy
  • I'm using "ROAD TRIP"
  • sluts, whores and tramps
  • Fashion-Photography-Models-of the world
  • Couples
  • beautiful faces
  • hot teen girls
  • lovely and amazing vintage inspired
  • Beautiful Asses
  • Before & After (Adult)
  • Back Dimples
  • FF&BE - fantastic faces & beautiful eyes
  • Kalissa Smoke And The Nudes
  • NEW Envy of Flickr! Invited (and Envied) Images Only
  • Scallops
  • Beautiful Young Adults Men+Women (18-30 years old)
  • Booty is in the Eyes of the Beholda
  • Cookbook Recipes
  • NEW Every Picture Tells An Adult Story - 18+ Please
  • Dare to Bare
  • my unemployed boyfriend

he is a really creepy quiet loser. he never said anything to me, never greeted me in any way, never apologized when he showed up over 5 hours late, rarely said when he was leaving... just a silent weirdo.

after i got back from colorado he was all giddy and excited to tell me about his penis cake. over the weekend he had to make a penis cake, with splooge and everything. he brought up pictures immediately. that was the most animated i'd ever seen him, and the longest conversation we ever had (if you can call it that).

i'm not a prude, but i just find him unsettlingly creepy. his (ex)girlfriend seemed pretty cool, definitely cooler than he is. and he has over 350 contacts, pretty much for jerking off variety from what i can tell. i just think he's a porn freak and customers better watch their buttercream.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007


overheard shopping the other day: "oh wow, this is perfect. this is the kind of thing you dream about till you get it..."

i've been obsessed with these shoes ever since i first saw them. ob.sessed. pair that with my One True Love, and i'm in wish list heaven.

Monday, September 3, 2007

new job

i got a job today, about time. i can't even count how many times i thought "too broke to buy a stick of gum." i don't like to talk money, but things were getting rough. i start tomorrow and soon enough it's time for acl.