options

first
3.26-portland
3.28-seattle
4.4-chicago
4.11-ny (with superdrag??)

and foremost
2.21-24 New York, NY
2.28-29 San Francisco, CA
3.6-7 Seattle, WA
3.14-16 Chicago, IL

i guess technically magnetic fields is first, but oh well.
let's all go to nada surf and make out and fall in love! DEAL!

the innernette!

tv in the morning

i want a cash-only doctor.

also i'd like to take this opportunity to thank current for always being a good excuse not to go to work. Is it bad that I'm learning? NO!

Al Gore, you can consider yourself forgiven over the whole global warming sickness.

fucking hott

i could see this wacking you in the face during sex and i'd wind up distracted, but other than that this necklace is amazing. it will change my life. really.
rare device

bugs on your ears

i would like to stick these in my ears, if only they weren't gold. i just might have to make an exception.
dolce vita

get me away from here I'm dying

I keep thinking there might be a sliver of hope for Houston. There's not. And I've discovered hell on earth: la strada. I've heard way too many shitty dance remixes of shitty dance songs, my waffles are soggy, everyone's a midtown asshole, and I want to shoot my face off. Why didn't we go to mi Luna? Whyyyyyy

christmas?

it's almost time and it hardly feels like it. it's kind of depressing, but whatever. there has been nasty hot muggy weather almost every day. how can i wrap presents and decorate in shorts and a tank? i can't. i found something new to add to my list of things i wish i could do for christmas but know i can't: fabric garland. maybe if i didn't have to make a million cookies this weekend, maybe.
in reality i know we'd go to joann's to get fabric but we'd get distracted by the chuck e cheese across the street and wind up playing skeeball all day. i know us way too well.